WaNnA rEAd FunnY StoRY?

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, hecalled his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business! Get me the course!" Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyerwas at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing andit was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, thelawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,"One less lawyer . . ."

By MaRliNe

A116289

MY BeSt FriEnD.

MY BeST FrIEnD Is NaMe NuRaZA BInTi AbDul aZiz. sHE iS EIgHtEEn YeaRS olD. sHe's StUdYiNg IN nUrSIng aT nATioNal UniVeRSIty oF mALAySia. She Has Exan nExT MOnth, sO at tHE mOMeNt sHe's StUDYing HarD. sHe wANT tO bE A nUrSe bEcAUse She like WoRkinG witH pEople aNd sHe's inTersTed in SCIenC. bUT sHE rELLY dosen'T liKE doINg PapeRwOrk.
sHe'd likE tO bE A peadiaRtic NurSE BecaUSE She reAlly enJoy wORkinG wItH ChildRen. shE'S WORkeD On A chiLdrEn waRd For ThRee MoNth aS a wORk pLaceMenT. oNE dY, She hOPES tO WORk in A cHILDReN hOsPItaL iN InDia, wHIch sHe saW On teleVision.
ShE's gOOd iN TalKINg tO PeopLe aNd mAKIng tHem fEEL conperTable, aNd she'S veRy OrGanizeD. BUT SomEtiMes sHE bECome So seNSITive PerSoN. iN hER fRee Time sHe like to Dance, SIngINg aNd liSTening MusIc.

by MARlINe

A 116289

YeSs.. I eNjOY IT...

HAI.........good morning for morning time, good afternoon for afternoon time, and good evening for evening time. So.......... first of all i want to introduce my self. well.. my name is Marline Sikau but my family and my best friend call me Bibie. You all can call me Marline or Bibie, i don't care.. my birthday is on 11th August 1989. So, i am 18 years old now.. i came from Sabah and my hobby is listening radio, playing guitar, dance, reading story book and swimming. Ok... to be continued, please see me yah!
Well.... while studying at National University Of Malaysia Hospital, i have learn many things. One of it is English Class with Puan Normilah. while following in this english class, i learn more abaut nursing that i didin't learn before. even sometmes i cannot understand, i try my best to understand and get attention in class.
As you all know that i'am a quite person is't? but, it is dosent meant i didin't interested in english class yah.... I also like Puan Normilah because she is a kind lecture and understand with the things we do. she also know how to make communicate with us. she knoh how to combine in studying and jokes. That's why i like english class, and in addition i also didn't feel sleeply and enjoy in every english class.
so... last but not least there is no reason that i didin't like in english class. i like to studying in english class and always enjoy it. That's all and Thank you for spend your time to read it.
Bubye...............

by Marline

A116289

My patient Report

Yesterday mrs Steven grich had vomiting with headaches and complained of a diarrhoea. Later he severe abdominal pain and get high fever. He was admitted to the hospital this morning. just now, his head is weakness and shivering. He also suferring a contant stabbing pain in his abdomen.

BY MARLINE

A116289

All About her

I'm beleiving that every single person in this world need a friend in their life.The word 'friend' for me is someone that always be with us no matter how and no matter what..Either in our sadness on happiness.And every one of us have our own opinion.Am i right? I do have friends and one of them is Fazeha Ujang.She came from Terengganu.She likes to eat chicken rice..yum..yum..and her favourite drink is soya bean.During her free time,she likes to read novels.We are studying in the same class with the same course at National University of Malaysia under the faculty of medicine.She is also my deskmate during our English class.For me,she is very kind and happy go lucky person.All in all,I always hoping that our friendship will last forever.Aminnn..

Pain report.....

My patient,Fazeha Ujang was diagnosed a heart disease since 8 years ago.yesterday,she was complained of short of breath.At the first side,she vommited.And now it gets worse when she breath.....

SYMPTOM REPORT

I have a patient named IVAN ABASHEV.Yesterday he complained that he got vomiting with headaches.He also complain that he had diarrhoea.When he arrived in hospital,on his admission he had severe abdominal pain and also high fever.his temperature is about 39 degrees.On this morning he look very weak and shivering.Today,his left abdomen is swollen and he and she is suffering a constant and stabbing pain in her left side.

systom attackkk.....ADOiiiiiii!!!!!!!!

Yesterday Ivan Abasher had suffered from a vomiting,headaches and also stomachaches.He complained that he got a terrible bad diarrhoea.He was in hospital yesterday after he suffered severe abdominal pain.He also had a really high fever.This morning he still feel very weak and shinering.He felt a lot of pain in his left abdomen.He is suffering a constant stabbing pain.

SYMPTOM REPORT......

My patient name is Ivan Abashev.Yesterday,Mr.Abashev had a vomiting with headaches and complained of having diarrhoe.He was addmitted late last night.On addmission,she suffered a severe abdominal pain and high fever because the temperature is 39'.This morning,he lookes very weakness and shivering.He also suffering pain in his abdomen and he feel the pain is constant and its like stabbing him.

= Symptom Report By Nurse Fathin Nashuha =

Two days ago Miss Jabarti had a mild fever and complained of a loss of appetite. Later she suffered nausea and vomiting with an occasional pain in the centre of her stomach. She was admitted to hospital yesterday. Today her abdomen is swollen and she is suffering a constant sharp pain in her lower right side.

Mr. Ivan Abashev's Report

Yesterday Mr. Ivan Abashev had diarrhoea and vomitting with headaches. He was admitted to hospital late last night after having a very severe abdominal pain and massively hight fever. This morning,Mr. Abashev looking so week and he's shivering. He keeps complaining that his left abdomen is killing him. The pain is constant and feels like someone is stabbing his stomach!!

My Feedback About Nursing Course =)..

Health care is one of the fastest growing profession throught out the world. As the population ages,and health care rise,the demand for nurses will continue to increase. The health care delivery system is shifting,and nurses,particularly those with advanced education,eill be in demand for quite some time.

Nursing Role Expending-with the rising costs of healthcare,physicians are spending less time with patients,and nurses are shifting into an ever expanding role of health educator,as well as providing more direct care to the patients.

Benefits,Job Security And Rewards-Attractive salaries,bonuses and job security are not the only benefits for nurses. Caring for others and making a difference in the lives of others everyday is a rewarding aspect to a career in nursing. It's something that can be said to be missing in many careers.

Nursing is a constantly emerging profession. Consider the opportunities when choosing a career...........

SYMPTOM REPORT

Yesterday, Miss Ivan Abasher had a food poisoning and complained of vomiting with headaches and also diarrhoea.She now is on admission because her severe abdominal pain and high fever.But this morning she looks weakness and shivering.Her pain in left abdomen now more constant and stabbing.

PAIN REPORT

My friend has abdominal pain.It began suddenly last night as mild but constant pain all over the abdomen.Now it is worse bad,and is on the right-hand side of the abdomen.The pain has worse when he coughts.

Evan Abasher.... Symptom

Yesterday Ivan Abasher had suffered from a vomiting with headaches.He complained that he got a bad diarrhoea.He was on admission in hospital yesterday after he suffered severe abdominal pain.He also had a high fever.This morning he still weak and shinering.He felt pain in his left abdomen.He is suffering a constant stabbing pain.